Chinese Turnpike

Financial slang. Worthless shares in a non -existent company

"We'll sell this mug shares in Chinese turnpikes. "

by Jersey Andy. September 22, 2016

Turnpike Cruiser

A luxury hardtop full size sedan made by Mercury (nicknamed as "The Big M"), produced from 1957 to 1958, relatively unknown like many late 50s american full size sedans to people who only drool on Tri Five Chevies.

Gerard is a car nerd, he is obsessed with Mercuries especially their late 1950s two and four door hardtop models (Montclair, Monterey, Turnpike Cruiser & Parklane).

by Fairlane57 July 29, 2022

New Jersey Turnpike

Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown

Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike

by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023

Australian Turnpike

When you cum, defecate, and vomit at the same time

Jack tried jerking off while chain smoking his vape and pulled an Australian Turnpike

by Joenashhh May 17, 2025

kentucky turnpike

When you're in the act of pissing into a jar and then fucking the jar.

"Bro things got wild last night, I pulled a Kentucky Turnpike "

"Woah sweet."

by asha7 November 15, 2016

Incan turnpike

The act of masturbating into the anus, then getting a lubricated wooden stake and inserting it into the anus, then proceeding to pull it out, light it on fire, and perform an ancient Incan ritual on it.

Amy and I were going to do an Incan Turnpike later, but we may consider something else first.

by Nightleaf906678 September 15, 2024

Turnpike Salad

When a man named Slick Rick meets you along the turnpike and offers to engage in erratic and mainly violent homosexual intercourse with you in order to get some spare change to afford a salad.

Yo bro, that man offered me a turnpike salad….I feel like I should help a brother out, plus it’s a win win!

by CharlieWatson10 October 4, 2021