Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!
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Gerard is a car nerd, he is obsessed with Mercuries especially their late 1950s two and four door hardtop models (Montclair, Monterey, Turnpike Cruiser & Parklane).
by Fairlane57 July 29, 2022
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Me and the guys are heading to the Tijuana Turnpike this Friday at the graveyard. Be there or be square!
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Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower
Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower
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I don't want to go to Jorge's house parties. He gets a bit of alcohol in him and he tries to get me involved in his Mexican Turnpikes.
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