oregon trail

An originally apple computer-based game by MECC, that any current college-age person surely played as a child, as far back as on a green-tinted computer monitor

Sweet... today we get to play Oregon Trail in computer class!

by sloops March 10, 2005

Appalachian Trail

Where one says one is going when one is going to cheat on one's spouse.

Where's Mark going this weekend?

Appalachian Trail. At least that's what he told his wife.

by BeeDee04 June 30, 2009

Pleasure trail

The thin line of hair on a man leading from the belly button, attaching to the pubic hair. Can also be called the glory road.

My pleasure trail is uncomfortable in tight pants but my wife says it shows her where the pleasure is

by Loellenknight85 April 30, 2010

Trail Blazin'

To walk, shoulder by shoulder, with another or group of others, down a hallway, such in a high school, thus disrupting the flow of traffic into the lockers.

"Bro, we were trail blazin' like a motha fucka"

by JMACxATTACK February 16, 2008

Trail Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's long Hiking trip in the wild makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful;

When traversing from place to place via the extensive network of backpackin trails, One becomes preoccupied with the lack of "beautiful people" available for viewing pleasure.

Once resurfacing into society, said hikers standards for sex are extremely lower than they were prior to the adventure

Damn Bro, that babe is smokin hot! Awww wait, she has 2 teeth! I must be rockin some gnarly Trail Goggles!

by Chris Arace August 14, 2006

Oxford Trail

When one has diarrhea streaming from them whilst simultaneously ejaculating

I had a great oxford trail last night

by Kquil August 14, 2021

Trail Karen

A karen on the trails. Usually a middle-aged white woman who is hiking to "be mINdFUL" and "EnjOY nATure". However, unlike the people who follow common trail courtesy, these trail karens believe that the entire trail belongs to them. They walk slowly in the middle and refuse to move even if they see someone walking on the very edge of the trail to not bump into them. Then, they expect a thank you even though they didn't move a single inch to make room for others to pass.

Trail karens are also suburban nimbys, brunchtime liberals, and carholes. They complain about how crowded the trails are, but fail to realize that their car-loving suburban-sprawl lifestyle leaves the trails as the only place for others to exercise and get fresh air. Bonus if they bring their aggressive dogs on the hike, let them attack others, and don't pick up after them.

Covid makes trail karens even worse. These trail karens identify anyone with inferior masks as republican karens without realizing how hard it is to run with a thick mask in the first place. They feel like they are doing something morally good by shaming the runners with surgical-level masks or bandanas in the 1 second of risky contact they have. This risky contact could be avoided if the trail karens decide to move off to the side of the trail, but instead, these karens blame the faster runners for being insensitive about covid.

Trail Karen: I can't be a karen because I looove nature and I'm so mindful....
Everyone else on the trail: Yeah, well you're still a self-entitled idiot

by Strava_addict_3 March 11, 2021