traffic lights

a rare phenomena in which a woman has produced all 3 colours of a traffic light in her toilet. can only occur if she has her period, her pee is yellow, and for some reason she had one of those green shits.

girl: oh man! i dropped my glasses in the toilet the other day and it was after i filled it with everything a girl could possibly fill it with!

guy: oh, you mean had traffic lights?

girl: what?!?! where did you get that word?

by steg0saur September 29, 2008

Air Traffic Controller

One who keeps the little blips from running into each other.

The Air Traffic Controller is the one who "really" flies the planes in his or her airspace...NOT THE PILOTS.

by TRACKER August 2, 2007

traffic twat

the female equivalent to cock block

Katie: I'm totally gonna hook up with Andrew tonight!
*Helen approaches*
Helen: Hey Katie! I bought us this boxed set of Sex and the City DVDs...we have to watch it tonight!

Helen is thus a traffic twat because she prevented Katie from getting ass tonight.

by Twatty McGiggles August 31, 2010

Traffic

When there’s some drama going on that you just can’t be bothered dealing with today.

Man, I don’t feel like dealing with any of this. Miss me with that traffic.

Examples :
Alice : Justin is secretly in love with you

Zachary : Man, that guy is a dick, I could never deal with all of his traffic.

by __nopls__ October 8, 2019

Cincinnati Traffic Jam

When an indivudal has the need to expel flatus and to defecate, and cannot perform the former act without the latter ensuing, especially when motion will force the release.

"Why is Tim standing so still?"
"He's in the middle of a Cincinnati Traffic Jam."

by qued October 1, 2008

trafficy

1. (adj.) Describing a period of heightened traffic

Andy - "what is the DEPARTURE TIME?"

Robin - "if we go now it'll just be trafficy as f**k"

by weewobby January 28, 2012

Traffic Lights

A game played between two people as a way of exploring intimate things.

Green - Good, great, comfortable with it
Yellow - This is okay, feeling a little out of my comfort zone
Red - I don’t like this, can we stop?

Person 1: I touch you first, you say a colour and then you touch me. We can stop at anytime. It’s called traffic lights. Okay?

Person 2: Okay.

by Random person 7474 April 8, 2021