A large feminine physique, with a round tummy, ugly face, likes there food and a hump in the back. Usually a stage 5 clinger. Also usually pleased with a purchase of french fries.
by schifo December 27, 2010
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by Skyjuice December 30, 2008
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Get the tonked mug.A delusional taxi driver from a large city in the American Southwest who despite overwhelming opposition from the scientific community (and anyone else with a shred of common sense) continues to dream up very expensive plans which he claims will destroy a tornado. For years he planned on detonating an explosive inside a tornado, but in recent months he has expressed a greater interest in pointing a laser beam at the tornado.
The tornado fighter was charged up the wazoo for massive bandwith usage after his website was FARKed in Jan 2004.
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Get the livingroom tornado mug.When you spin your pelvic area in circles while taking a piss, causing piss to fly every which way, all over everything.
Dude 1: What the fuck bro, why is there piss everywhere!
Dude 2: Duuuuude you shoulda been there, I made a sweet piss tornado.
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Dude 1: Check out that hot chick over there!
Dude 2: I'd let her make a piss tornado on me if you know what I'm saying!
Dude 2: Duuuuude you shoulda been there, I made a sweet piss tornado.
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Dude 1: Check out that hot chick over there!
Dude 2: I'd let her make a piss tornado on me if you know what I'm saying!
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