tool

A human with no definable personality outside of the current cultural trends who came to be through strenuous and repeated attempts to fit in with a particular, and particularly horrible, crowd. They make a mildly annoying impression, if any at all, and are unaware of themselves and their social context. A tool can also be a douche, jackass, or Chet, but not all douches, jackasses, and Chets are tools.
I ran into Mike from high school, and yes, he's still a tool.
by annadoes December 18, 2015
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The complete tool is ideally a male who often tries too hard. The traditional tool is usually spotted in Tappout attire, accompanied by gelled hair, and a pair of "hata-blockas". The urban tool may be spotted in brands such as Polo, Ralph Lauren, or Nike. The tool is usually accompanied by a ""tool-mate". This is to aid the tool in girl sightings, in places such as meetings,dances,conventions, etc. The common tool can be found at sporting events including golf, basketball, and the occasional ping-pong match. Tools are notorious for stealing whales, lying about their age to seem "more experienced", hitting on girls from cooper city, and using the "locomotive train" style of showering.
-"wow, oliver is such a toolbag."
-"i know! He even tried to get with Ke$ha!"
by iheartkeyclub May 15, 2010
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a man who is only interested in getting hammered and screwing things
"hey man, look at that guy in the corner, what a total tool"

Johnny is the one feebly chatting up multiple women while consuming huge quantities of alcohol.
by MajBenMaj February 26, 2012
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1. A person, almost always a male, who tries (and believes he is) to be hard or cool by the way he dresses or acts.

2. A very ignorant person who is used to by others without knowing it.
1. Look at that tool in the tapout shirt, with a single ear ring and his hair gelled.

2. I feel bad for that guy, he doesn't know that his dream girl is just using him as a tool.
by austin precipitates October 09, 2011
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tool: Someone who gels their hair, takes pictures of themselves in the mirror with their shirts off wearing a flat bill and if they have a shirt on it has a very large logo on it. Also a tool thinks he is the shit and can disrespect women and that all women want him and he is too cool to realize him and his friends (usually other tools) are not liked
That kid is such a tool taking pics of himself and making it his myspace pic
by updog15 March 15, 2010
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Someone without an original thought or feeling of their own. They just kiss up to people in power.
That tool for the Washington Post just wrote another hit piece on Bernie Sanders.
by spiraldaddy May 10, 2016
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someone who is capable of ruining a perfectly good evening my doing one simple thing that pisses everyone else in the group off.
i cant believe he just did that. he is acting like a complete tool right now.
by mr. tool June 18, 2006
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