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it's a hole you throw shit at.Nothing much
Guy 1: where have you been .i freaked out when i didn't find you.

Guy 2: Sorry man. probably i slept in the Toilet
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toilet
toilet by kiitybunnigirl August 25, 2021
A place in every suburban home where people go when poop (or pee) is about to be shot out of their butts like a rocket.
i have to poop so bad! i need to go to the toilet!
toilet by POOPIE HAHAHAAHHAHA October 12, 2021
soming you flush like (your leftovers)
flush your toilet
toilet by STOBRIDGE January 27, 2022
A toilet is a piece of sanitary hardware that collects human urine and feces, and sometimes toilet paper, usually for disposal. Flush toilets use water, while dry or non-flush toilets do not. They can be designed for a sitting position popular in Europe and North America with a toilet seat, with additional considerations for those with disabilities, or for a squatting posture more popular in Asia (see squat toilet). In urban areas, flush toilets are usually connected to a sewer system that leads to septic tanks in isolated areas. The waste is known as blackwater and the combined effluent including other sources is sewage. Dry toilets are connected to a pit, removable container, composting chamber, or other storage and treatment device, including urine diversion with a urine-diverting toilet.
Hey bro I need to use the toilet!
Oh it’s right next to my bedroom and the closet
Toilet by Α January 24, 2022
A decide simply used for urination and the art of shitting
"I'm gonna go use the toilet, to shit" -man

"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman
toilet by milk.exe May 16, 2022