Tipsy Toboggan

When a girl starts riding on your dick and instead of riding up and down she starts swaying side to side.

Bro Jennifer gave me a tipsy toboggan last night and she almost broke my dick in half in the process.

by hwebby July 30, 2016

tissue wars

Refers to the time of the covid-19 corona virus pandemic when people started fighting over tissue paper.

During the tissue wars, people would use tissue paper as if it were currency.

by QueenCityCebu.com March 17, 2020

throws tissues

Verb.
The act of trying to comfort one from tears by physically assaulting them with throwing tissues at their faces. The best way to comfort your friend / boyfriend / girlfriend / stranger you just met 3 seconds ago.

Dude: I am sad right now and Im crying..
You: *throws tissues *
*winks *

by rainbow meth January 27, 2015

matt le tiss

Synonym for the word ‘piss’

I’ll be a minute just nipping for a Matt le Tiss

by Mullac4321 November 23, 2020

tissue tit

Ever known one of those insecure girls that stuffed their bras with tissue paper? Well, here is what you would call these insecure young ladies.

"Hey tissue tit. Do you mind if I borrow your stuffing? I'm about to sneeze!"

by Brandon November 17, 2004

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

Tirsy

A word used to describe an individuals negative reaction to a certain statement made by someone which offends them

She was getting rather tirsy at us when we were picking on her for the guy that she picked up on the weekend, who we thought was butt ugly and she thought was cute

by Beckfast (Bec Watson) December 9, 2008