Daddy Tissues

When dad has a grotesque amount of tissues.
My daddy has 235 packages of tissues, i call that Daddy Tissues
by Maxicat0 October 01, 2021
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tissue twister

remnant tissue resembling a unicorns horn after wiping , often found on a toilet seat or sometimes

amongst one's anal hair.
upon wiping I felt a sharp twinge around my anus and low and behold a piece of tissue had tornadoed itself around my ring hair,a tissue twister is born
by freakee fairee May 16, 2015
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Tissue True

When something is an unfortunate realization, thus making the person need a tissue.
When it finally dawned upon Jenna that her friends with benefits relationship with Jason wasn't going anywhere, she realized the whole situation was tissue true.
by Pawpeysid November 28, 2009
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tissue break

The next best excuse to ditch a class after bathroom break
Student: hey Mr Garwood can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: No, you Just had lunch

Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?

Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break
by epic faptime November 12, 2013
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Tissue-netting

The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.
Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!
by artofthepickup April 15, 2011
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Turkish tissue

The act of blowing one's nose into a man's scrotum.
I have a cold, may I perform a Turkish tissue on your ball sack?
by Braily Nipple Farts February 11, 2011
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tissue burn

when you get a cold & use so many tissues that your nose becomes irritated & burned
Jeff: "Hey Julie Chen, I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?"
Julie Chen: "Ya, pick me up some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."
by Tina278 July 26, 2015
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