Definitions by ModernVocabGuy

misunderstood boner 

When you get a boner in an odd/or awkward situation due to conditions out of your control.

I was at my grandmothers funeral and I just got a misunderstood boner, I couldn't control it.

misunderstood boner by ModernVocabGuy January 9, 2016

Sticky Tissue 

After you ejaculate you clean up with a tissue and some of the tissue sticks.

Bruh I was waxing the old pipe and when I finished I had a major case of sticky tissue.

Sticky Tissue by ModernVocabGuy January 9, 2016

runnabe 

An old women who spends hundreds upon hundreds of dollars on running gear, only to power walk once a week around her neighborhood.

Why does that women spend so much on running gear just to walk, what a runnabe.

runnabe by ModernVocabGuy January 9, 2016