Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ModernVocabGuy

misunderstood boner

When you get a boner in an odd/or awkward situation due to conditions out of your control.

I was at my grandmothers funeral and I just got a misunderstood boner, I couldn't control it.

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After you ejaculate you clean up with a tissue and some of the tissue sticks.

Bruh I was waxing the old pipe and when I finished I had a major case of sticky tissue.

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An old women who spends hundreds upon hundreds of dollars on running gear, only to power walk once a week around her neighborhood.

Why does that women spend so much on running gear just to walk, what a runnabe.

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