Timpervanous

A male with a ridiculously large number of female friends, but doesn't have the ability to score any of them.

Is that guy ever going to get laid by those chicks? He must be Timpervanous

by The Unknown Avenger February 10, 2009

shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.

You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!

by Laura December 29, 2003

temple of consumption

The shopping mall where the ardent consumers go to worship their god... material goods.

Bob - you watching the game today?
Bill - no can do, the missus is going shopping so I will be living in exile at the temple of consumption.
Bob - sorry to hear it... we will have fun without you.

by jfburke619 December 15, 2013

Temple Run

You tell your partner to open their legs and lay on the bed and you take a running start in hopes of jumping in at the last minute but you miss and hit the bed.

He got a penile fracture while hoping to temple run his girlfriend!

by Twistednutzz August 12, 2016

Templemichael

A very large cock. Usually the templemichael will be over 12 inch in length and even in girth, rendering it a beast.

Have you seen the size of Alex's templemichael?

by kgwxx December 1, 2019

templeos

the operating system made by terry A DAVIS
the cia glows in the dark too
terry davis was killed by the CIA

i use templeos instead of arch because its made by the cia, whilist templeos is in 16bit coloring, the superior operating system is templeos

by DankManny April 17, 2021

Stone Temple Pilots

good band, better than nirvana but not as good as AIC.

hated by rock critics in the early 90's because of their commerical sound and similarities to seattle groups (although unfair, only plush sounds vocally like pearl jam) but still wrote some great material, notably plush, atlanta, and so i know and big empty.

Their thrid album "tiny music...songs from the vatican giftshop" is their greatest achievement.

lead singer Scott Weiland now fronts pseudo cock-rock outfit "velvet revolver".

Stone Temple Pilots rule

by Cregg Feldspar November 18, 2007