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tapped more times than an ipad

When a girl has had sex with a bunch of dudes.
Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.
by J-Rock_Darkpoint September 11, 2011
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the memeyork times

The memeyork times is a popular YouTube channel of memes
"Hey have you watched the memeyork times?"
by OATMEAL 55 June 30, 2018
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Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.
Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.
by amnesiaivy January 29, 2020
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Post Chi Times

Post chi times refers to the era of existence taking place after the birth of Kymchi. All other moments of time preceding that are now known as “pre chi times” and are infamously known as the darkest times man kind has phased since the creation of orc females. Love live dat Kym dat Chi
1- Wow did you see Formalsan just global king anduin in SW?

2- I did it was insane. Post chi times for sure dude
by Sayaman January 17, 2023
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about ten times

when you are repeatedly asked a really pointless question by a plethora of different people or you are like earmuff-wearing Warren in There's Something about Mary because its what you do.
Mom: Honey did you say hello to your uncle Bob?
Me: (rolls eyes) About ten times!

from the movie:
Warren did you say hello to Ted?
ABOUT TEN TIMES!!
by m & M 08 August 2, 2008
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Fast Times

Replacement for "good times" or the like, usually in reffrence to something sterotypically highschool (as in Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
Did you go to Max's party last night?
Yeah, fast times, man.
by Boo_Radley November 7, 2008
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If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.
Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!
by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017
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