An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
by nolawalking February 24, 2009
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The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.
by dookeyboy December 6, 2010
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Three times the diddler. Also known as a triple offender. A creepy looking older man who makes anyone in his presence, especially children, feel uneasy. The type of guy who hangs around public toilets just to get a wiff of other peoples asses.
Mr. Kennedy spooned my nuts with a soup ladle. He is my cooking teacher. What a triddler.
Look at that old fuck playing pocket pool while watching the kids play on the seesaw... what a fucking triddler.
Look at that old fuck playing pocket pool while watching the kids play on the seesaw... what a fucking triddler.
by Rusty Truck November 6, 2010
Get the Triddler mug.Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things
Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.
Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.
noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"
verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"
"Nah he's a tool"
verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"
by Magnitization January 17, 2008
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Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.
Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."
by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008
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Get the toddler tunnel mug.1.) Potty-training tool used as a practice 'can' used while teaching a toddler not to defecate on themselves.
2.) An educational tool used in preschools.
2.) An educational tool used in preschools.
1.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of the toddlercan. Now go clean up."
2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.
2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.
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