hoofwanking thundercunt

Complete and utter fool of the highest order used to describe a moron

Whoever thought tony Blair deserves a knighthood is a hoofwanking thundercunt

by Fapkins January 1, 2022

Kylie the thundercunt

She is an amazing person a great friend And I can trust her..but she plays fortnite on mobile.......AND SHES A SIMP

Ugh that dishwasher is such a Kylie the thundercunt

by Clairhotgirl69 April 30, 2020

Horse fucking Thundercunt

An insult used by a small minority that means the victim is nothing.

Person 1: I don't like your motives.
Person 2: you are a Horse fucking Thundercunt

by Commander8750 September 2, 2022

thundercunt

When a cunt has a loud queef that lets out a sound of thunder, killing everyone within a 5 mile radius.

Person 1: I CANT BELIEVE IT! I KILLED MY GRANDMA! ):
Person 2: Wtf? How!
Person 1: My god damn thundercunt!

by thundercunts4ever April 4, 2011

THUNDERPUNCH

Thunderpunch v.-
To use sheer manpower, rather than experience, in order to successfully perform a complicated or difficult task.

To use an excess amount of force to complete an athletic task.

John thunderpunched the javelin further than all the opposing team's regular throwers.

Despite having never kick boxed in his life, Asante still managed to own his opponent through hefty thunderpunching.

When Danny Luperone thunderpunched the hurdle, it exploded.

by Chad Michaels July 26, 2007

Thundercunt

A person who says untrue things about other people and is a complete psychopath.

Just because you're jealous of other girls, you don't have to be a complete Thundercunt.

by Gollum April 18, 2005

ThunderDrunk

massive imbibing of liquor combined with boisterous thunderous yammering of nonsense and questionable decision-making.

"Sorry that my friend beat you senseless with a bicycle, bro. He was thunderdrunk."

"Of course, he didn't wear a condom. He was uber thunderdrunk."

"That kid was zooted and thunderdrunk. I've never seen anybody take down sunday rails like that before."

by ThunderDrunk October 21, 2011