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Threatening Bowel Movement (TBM)

That threatening feeling you get in the wake of a bowel movement. Typically an urgent feeling which results in immediate vacation of a place, task or conversation that you are in. Threatening bowel movements may strike at inappropriate times. You may experience the intense feeling without prior knowledge that you were anticipating a bowel movement.
Susie: How is your steak, Sharon?
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*

5 mins later

Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.
by JKF125 June 25, 2010
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Face throttle

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Threxting

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The action of threatening someone via text message. The impact of the treat is often muted due to the medium of its transmission.
John refused to respond to Ted's threxting, because he felt Ted was just talking shit.
by TwinSteelHero September 11, 2011
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Threatscape

The aspect of a particular space (logical or physical) relevant to the likelihood and severity of loss, compromise, or inaccessibility.
Due to the constantly evolving threatscape, security professionals need to keep one eye on their current environment and another on external variables such as changes in technology, human behavior, and economic conditions.
by Cabo Dude January 23, 2012
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Threatzoned

A term that is used when one party views their partner's new friend as a threat to their relationship, therefore forcing their partner to ignore said threat.
The cute girl at the optometrist's office (Jen) threatzoned me because her girlfriend saw my charming personality on social media.

This girl I'm sleeping with got super jealous after meeting Morgan. She put her in the threatzone real fast.
by #TheUniverse December 14, 2016
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thritties

This is all the rage in the fashion housese of Milan, a prosthetic extra breast placed in the middle of the chest, giving a total of 3 breasts instead of the normal two.
Look at them thritties!
by Mr Monarch September 29, 2018
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throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018
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