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skunk tornado

To fart into a oscillating fan amd have your smell whirl around the room like a twister
We were at that party last night and I gave the living room a skunk tornado.
by kstan3 July 27, 2010
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toledo tornado

The Toledo Tornado is a very specific form of a favorite sexual act. First documented in Toledo Ohio in 1973, the Toledo Tornado is when a gentleman receives a blow job while taking a shit. The Tornado occurs when the feces is flushed while simultaneously cumming in the blow job givers mouth.
I don't know for sure how I got home last night. But I am pretty sure I got a Toledo Tornado at Dylan's!
by Buck Von Blake December 30, 2015
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Texas tornado

The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.

Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.
Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.
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Tongan Tornado

This technique requires an electric drill with the 'drill bit' replaced with either a cirlindric rough splintered piece of wood, sometimes covered in course sandpaper. This piece is then inserted into the anal cavity and the drill is then activated. This allows ripping into a layer of the rectal lining. This technique is best used when the recipient has diarrhea. The recipent must also empty themselves whilst being 'drilled'. The drill is then quickley replaced by their partners mouth allowing the free flow of feces and blood to fart into their mouth. This is then kissed into the recipents mouth. This can cause serious mouth infections. This technique took off in the last decade and hit the mainland in 2001.
Tongan Tornado my ass hard and don't spill a drop.

Ok.
by Mirko Mirko December 12, 2010
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Texas tornado

A wild girl that wants it all ,Wants to love you but she is too crazy,she fucks everything up and destroys everything but somehow you still love her she's a Texas tornado I'm telling you...
by Thornova April 13, 2020
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Tornado of Souls

A very good song from the 1990 Megadeth album Rust in Peace, a song about ending a dysfunctional relationship, a personal experience Dave Mustaine went through then made a song about it with Dave Ellefson, Marty Friedman, and Nick Menza.
When I listen to Tornado of Souls I always turn the volume all the way up when Marty Friedman does the solo.
by 0ld M4N September 14, 2020
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Riding the Tornado

Riding the tornado is phrase that originated in Kansas. It means for a man to engage in solo sexual activity or masturbation, using your hand in a whirling motion, mimicking a the motion of a tornado.
I always feel sleepy after riding the tornado.
by randomhow April 5, 2011
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