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Therapist

Me: Hey should I kill myself?

Therapist: Nooooo! (card declines)

therapist: Go ahead and jump.
by DeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzNuttttsssss January 5, 2023
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chocolate therapist

Absolutely stellar ice cream flavor and/or nickname for your significant who is a POC and just so happens to be a therapist.
Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.
by Brotha Sig September 20, 2025
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Therapistical

When you do something therapistical
I attended to my therapy people in a therapistical way
by Gay hentai lover November 19, 2020
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Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.
"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
by Read it! July 9, 2025
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Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023
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Garage therapist

You know, people complain about the "dating crisis" and "population collapse" but no on ever thinks to attribute it to the rise of internet "garage therapists" who perpetually double down on their own made up and sophistical propositional ethics. OH WAIT! I forgot! The trough-line between all internet garage therapists! The inverse correlation between "blame" and "fault". See, what they've done is framed the situation in a way such that if someone is blaming you... THEY are wrong to balme you. By default. And people do it everywhere. You can see it in cooperative gaming. If you blame the worst player for their disproportionately negative role in the collective lose, theh will use the fact that you blame them to denying themselves culpability in their own failure. And it's the same thing garage therapists do. Rather then acknowledge when their ethos FAILS, taking responsibility for what they are putting out into the world, and (God forbid) acknowledge their own culpability, they need to deny themselves any liability. It's liability mitigation so no one can come back to them and say "I did what you said and it didn't work. My life became a falsehood where I was called on to deny the reality around me and call it improvement." I mean, what percentage of the time does their advice work?
Irrelevant. As long as it works for enough people for them to sustain themselves (even if it's only 10%) it doesn't matter to them. They bare no responsibility for their own ethos while feinting to be the moral arbiters of the ethos of others while making it a facet of their ethos to hold the failures of other ethical systems "accountable".

Hym "See, 'cuckberry41' tells people to cut others out of their lives for doing *this* and to do *that* but 'my 5-head is smaller than my cock' is telling people to cut others out of thier lives for doing *that* and telling them to do *this*. That's what cult leaders do! Cult leader garage therapists who deny themselves culpability in the effect they have on the people who accept their propositions while using their followers as evidence of their own superiority. And then they turn around and post videos about the dating crisis and loneliness being at an all time high fewer people dating than ever before or even having friends. You see? I'm doing what you said because why should my mother (and everyone for that matter) not live in accordance with 'cuckberry41's' whim? He has a study that shows the corollary association between things and like a cult leader needs me to leave my wife and give him 5 dollars."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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Therapist

Told you that you are spiritually bankrupt? That is a FUCKED UP THING FOR A THERAPIST TO SAY! They SHOULD NOT BE SAYING THAT TO PEOPLE.
Hym "Is spiritual bankruptcy a clinical diagnosis!? What in the fuck is THAT SHIT!? A therapist told a person... That their problem was that they weren't religious... And that drove her to Christianity. That fucking therapist should not be doing that. That piece of shit needs to have their license removed."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2024
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