That cheap crap you bought when you were a kid from a 25 cent machine and after 17 minutes it breaks. Expert children say that 20% of the time during the years of 1990 and 1998 the most common disappointing 25 cent toy machine item was in fact the plastic mini-slinky. When you get older you buy cheap furniture, cheap equipment, etc. and it breaks or is flimsy can also be considered a "cheapy slinky."
I just bought this necklace yesterday and it broke already. Now I know why it cost $2.99. What a cheapy slinky!
by soulprintable October 17, 2014
by sclgan September 02, 2016
A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.
"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"
by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019
by TOomp March 12, 2021
me: "Jesus Christ my cock feels like Satans titties!!!!!"
Bro: " Shit, thats called a Slinky Dinky, bro!"
Bro: " Shit, thats called a Slinky Dinky, bro!"
by 6e5tdf5r6tuyiyg December 19, 2019
by qUADLARRY May 09, 2011
by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022