welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.

I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.

by Croditi December 20, 2014

sticky mocha

A term used for a gay latino man that only is interested in other gay latino men.

God, Juan is such a sticky mocha he won't even look at that hot black trainer at the gym.

by Kaplan9009 March 25, 2009

redneck mocha

a bottle of yoo-hoo on ice with an espresso shot pour over

Make me a redneck mocha

by Tiiiinaaa April 03, 2022

Mocha Dick

When you stick your dick in a fresh pot of coffee.

Try a mocha dick; it’ll melt your dick.

by RobotxNathan4life March 28, 2019

Mocha Latte

First a girl eats your asshole out. While she has your shit in her mouth, you turn around and bust a load in her mouth, giving the effect of her having a Mocha Latte.

She was thirsty, so I gave her a tasty Mocha Latte... free of charge!

by Tony Little January 14, 2007

mocha frappuccino

a delicious legal drug for Starbucks lovers all over the world

Courtney: Why are you acting so strange?

Alana: I haven't been to starbucks yet.

Courtney: What does that have to do with it?

Alana: I haven't had my mocha frappuccino yet!!!!

by Don' Quavria July 01, 2010

moach mocha

When a moach is too large to flush down the toilet, and instead swirls around, muddying the water and creating a mocha-like appearance.

Three flushes later, the moach had turned my toilet into a grande non-fat moach mocha.

by jamoore84 August 31, 2007