Midwest Beef Basket

The act of sucking a fart out of your significant other's asshole.

My breath is horrible today. Must've been that Midwest Beef Basket I gave Pippa last night.

by Framethrower May 14, 2011

Black sheep of the midwest

Iowa, cedar Rapids specifically

Don't move to Iowa, it's the black sheep of the midwest.

by Iowaknowledgecenter August 6, 2016

Midwest Hot Pocket

This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.

Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!

by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022

Midwest Hot Pocket

Midwest Hot Pocket is the act in which two males hook up in a porta potty or bathroom stall and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each others anuses. This behavior usually happens around late summer or early fall when County and State Fairs are going on. However, it not exclusively beholden to those seasons. It has been reported to occur during the other seasons as well.

Bro #1: Man, all the shitters are being used.
Bro #2: Hey a shitter just came open, care to share bro?
Bro #1: The cozier the better bro!
Bro #2: Man, I dig you bro. Let's scissor each other!
Bro #1: Right on!
Bro #2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #1: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #2: I'm going to explode!
Bro #1: Give me that Midwest Hot Pocket Bitch and drop that deuce in my anus.
Bro #2: Oh Yes! Now you give me that chocolatey goodness and fill my shit box!

by Chunkyblue August 22, 2022

Midwest mosh pit

When a group of highly agitated Midwestern concert goers continually bump into each other all while saying, “Ope sorry.”

Things got pretty out of hand at the Moose Lodge on Friday night when the band started playing a polka version of “Whiskey in the jar.” I almost lost my manners in that Midwest mosh pit.

by DickFingerDave September 3, 2020

Midwest City High School

a dumb school. the freshmen are fucking idiots who think they run the place and the sophomores always simp for them. the juniors are annoying and all they love blasting music with their windows down. the seniors are cool doe. the teachers are persistent as all hell and the bitches aren't even fine; all they do is eat hot chip, be bisexual, lie, twerk, charge they phone, and eat mcdonald. the games are fun to go to. if you like hearing the n-word 100 times a day then i would recommend it. don’t use the vending machines.

yeah my uncle went to that Midwest City High School.

by totallynotafreshmen January 24, 2020

Midwest Smoke Out

Bigger, Better, and Sexier, Midwest Smoke Out is the world's leading cigar expo, featuring personal appearances by cigar gods, amazing food, hot girls (and guys!), and sweet gaming. In Chicagoland, it's the night of the year for anybody who likes to smoke, drink, and gamble.

Midwest Smoke Out is a luxury party scene--though it's far from stuffy--with the chance to see the latest high-end cars, crazy-beautiful jewelry, and get awesome giveaways from each sponsor. And there are lots of sponsors.

For tickets to Midwest Smoke Out, call 1.888.226.0330, or visit www.midwestsmokeout.com.

by Ultimate Cigar and Luxury Fan March 8, 2012