The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.
I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.
by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022
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When wearing a tie, tuck the tie into your pants and tie the normally loose end around your penis.
Wow, did you see Greg? Dude rocks that Midwest Kevorkian like no one else.

Jack should stick to pencil ties. He seems to be having trouble with his Midwest Kevorkian.
by Frugal Male Fashion March 23, 2018
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A discord server slightly larger then the authority led by “Cool Kid” a mix of old Minecrafters, C graders and Mock government enjoyers. It’s usually in chaos 99% of the time because of the retarded members and admins.
Joe: I love the United Midwest Republic!
Chad: Is that not the server that narrowly avoids collapse every day?
by sealandic based man November 12, 2022
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theres literally fucking nothing in here
Person 1: Wanna go live in The Midwest?
Person 2: fuck no theres just fields there THATS IT
by Somebodyiguess December 22, 2022
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The term Midwest Breakfast was adopted from a popular Midwestern service station chain, Casey's. To qualify as a Midwest Breakfast, a male and female fornicate the evening prior. In the morning, the girl performers fellatio on the man - consuming the leftover remnants that remain on the man's penis from the night before; presumably for breakfast.
"Debra and I did anal last night. She got hungry this morning and went ATM for some Midwest Breakfast!"

"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"
by Midwest Brkfst Connoisseur September 27, 2023
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Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle
My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.
by Lordmegatron August 21, 2018
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Often have a mix of old buildings, old buildings with newer interior, and newer buildings with older interior selling adult (vulgar not sus) products, local foods, rip off toys, and playing 80s pop music
Mackinac is a Midwest tourist town
by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022
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