Jack Crosby

1. Biggest dick in the world
2. Always breaks a girls heart
3. Never is loyal
4. One night stander
5. Fuck boy
6. Fools you
7. Doesn't know right from wrong
by TheOnlyOneEver September 05, 2016
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Austin Crosby

The kind of guy who would burn down your entire house when he gets bored.
"You better keep Austin Crosby entertained or you're screwed"
by Mrgiggity8292 October 26, 2017
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Emilio Crosby

The ultimate simp man can’t get girls or boys if he tried, he would cuck if you dated him and asked, anal he’s into it!
Dude, you’re such an Emilio Crosby
by YusufHrafna April 26, 2020
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David Crosby

A random guy who played rhythm guitar for The Byrds who I love
Me: “I want David Crosby in my bed rn
by TheRealCoicalPoseidon September 06, 2024
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mason crosby

a gay, wackass nigga with a VERY VERY VERY bad haircut. he bad at basketball and he cant pull. he a nigga with a SHMEATTTTT
mason crosby is gay , periodt.
by Xzavier Baker March 25, 2019
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mason crosby

the dumbass bitch nigga with a wackass haircut. he cant play basketball , he is straight up doo doo.
mason crosby is sus.
by Xzavier Baker March 25, 2019
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Jody Crosby

Jody Crosby is an entity from a different planet. She gives people grades based on their race and religion. She DESPISES Jewish people, and will not accept their grade to be higher than a 90. If you are one of the few students she likes, you can do no wrong in her class. The worst of writings will get A’s when everyone else’s get B’s or C’s. She also goes by the nickname of Adolf Crosler, Crosbitch, or Crosnigga
White person-What did Jody Crosby give you on that writing?
Jewish Person - a fucking 75, even though my writing followed the rubric exactly!
White Person - oh, I got a 95, even though I put no effort into it at all. I bs’ed the whole thing and didn’t cite a single piece of evidence.
by Bignibbaman April 12, 2019
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