The ultimate simp man can’t get girls or boys if he tried, he would cuck if you dated him and asked, anal he’s into it!
by YusufHrafna April 25, 2020
Get the Emilio Crosbymug. Noted CHC member and Instagram memer, as well as a fan of Buddy the Puffin and Zachary L’Heureux. Most famous for making “the Pulju post” as coined by Mikko
by Kidney Crosby November 29, 2021
Get the Kidney Crosbymug. He's very pretty, good with children (very), short very very short, big penis, Crosby... Crosby... come here ahsoidndf, He likes to Bark Bark woof woof,
by mcbitchespussyslayer December 4, 2022
Get the Crosbymug. by M0nkeybuTt December 8, 2015
Get the crosby sneakmug. by Hexford Tratts August 2, 2022
Get the Crosbymug. A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.
Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.
Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.
Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.
by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021
Get the The Mason Crosbymug. Jody Crosby is the most despicable woman ever. She has favorite students and will do anything for them, but will destroy the grades of people that she dislikes. She is also very racist, basing many of her decisions off of the race or religion of that person.
Dude, who started the holocaust?
Jody Crosby of course, remember how we learned about it in history.
Jody Crosby of course, remember how we learned about it in history.
by Bignibbaman April 12, 2019
Get the Jody Crosbymug.