crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck

I'm gonna crack the bat on your face all night long

by Hatchetjuggalo June 8, 2020

Off the grid crack baby

Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.

So there was an off the grid crack baby found in a trailer and someone is wanting to adopt it.

by Adg623 April 24, 2018

Crack the barrel

An extremly powerful BM,powerful enough to crack or destroy a barrel. Hence the name......

Steve:where you runnin to John
John:I have to crack the barrel!!!!!!!
Steve:you better hurry then!!!!!I'll start the car

by Ninja five October 30, 2009

Crack The Back

To achieve deep penatration during sexual intercourse

"Can I crack the back tonight?"
"I got so deep last night it was like reading braille with my bell end"

by Mikey C Thafe August 8, 2006

smoking the blue crack

Acting like a complete idiot. Presumably "the blue crack" is Drain-O Crystals. "Have you been smoking the blue crack?" is thus analogous to "Have you been drinking turpentine?"

Note that this usage pre-dates the use of "blue crack" as slang for Tylenol PM.

"A customer asked me today if I could see her computer screen through the phone. I asked her if she was smoking the blue crack."

by luvcraft2 May 22, 2009

Crack the egg

A game to play on a trampoline how to play: one person becomes the egg and curls up in the middle of the trampoline the the person/people try to make that person let go of there knees/not curl up by jumping when they do the egg has been cracked and someone else becomes the egg

Person 1:i played crack the egg yesterday
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!

by I don't even know why March 3, 2020

crack the bed

When you need to sleep so much that you can't do anything else except throwing your self heavily into your bed

Mate, I'm feeling knackered I can't be arse to go out tonight, I'm gonna crack the bed instead

by johlunik August 2, 2011