ogre sexual

Ogre sexuality is when one identifies as being sexually and/or romantically attracted to an ogre such as shrek. However, an ogre sexual can also be attracted to those who remind them of an ogre, physically, mentally, or emotionally.

Me.

“ hey... dude?”
“ What?”
“ I’m an ogre sexual...”
“ ME TOOOOO!!!”
Together - “ AAAHHH YAASSSS!”

by Boujee and the Beast December 20, 2017

Ogre-y

When two Ogres are about to get it on ;)

Fiona: do you wanna get ogre-y? ;)
Shrek: ohhh yeaaaaah

by Unkn0wn73 January 12, 2019

Shane the Ogre

A nasty ogrey boy who likes it up the asshole. His best friend is usually a scrawny pale boy (somewhat like the book Of Mice and Men). He is an idiot. Once you fell under the trap of this beast, its hard to get out of. Beware.

Did you see Shane the Ogre over there?
The one ugly and alone? Yeah I saw him.

by Anonnamousss April 05, 2011

Ogre Womp

To hit, strike, smack, slap or slamp any object with the force of an Ogre.

"He grabbed that fish out of the water and Ogre Womp'd it against a rock"

by DistanceSkater April 24, 2017

OGRE ORGY

In the mating season the ogres get horny and ready to sex up ogres or other equally obese and grotesque beings IE. ORCA. This malefic lovemaking is fatal to people who get caught inbetween the lethal thrusts from the ogre cock.

Example 1
OGRE :AHEWRHAWER *THRUSTS*
JIMBO : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HIS COCK IS COMING RIGHT AT YOU BOB.
BOB: AHHH *EXPLODES IN A MIXTURE OF ORGANS, GORE, and BODILY FLUIDS(OGRE SEMEN)*

Example 2
Dood : y0, me, your sister and your mom did it last night and it was an ogre orgy. Dem bitches was on their periods and their insides spilled all over my cock. I made them lick it up.
Dood 2 : Sick * pukes *

Example 3 (Simile)
Ronald : This food is like an ogre orgy.
MMMM DELICIOUS

by Hinton April 09, 2006

ogre me

To take an ugly girl willingly. This differs from the traditional wingman theory because you are looking to go hogging that night. The ultimate goal of your evening is to land that hog. The intentions for the night is to lay a girl that is at the most a 2 or worst. When one ogres it they are hitting rock bottom. The next worst thing a man could do is go gay.

binder ill take that ugly chick, ogre me!

by Dark Danny Brown May 11, 2007

its ogre

When your about to be raped by shrek because your a non believer of our shrek lord

Man 1:Its ogre dude u dont believe in shrek

Man 2: No its not sherk isnt real

Shrek:yee it is doonkey

by shrekinh123 October 20, 2014