Messiah

He's the Sexiest Man Alive literally means the chosen one which means hes chosen to be the sexiest man alive

I'd fuck Messiah hes too sexy

by YxngSavage February 19, 2021

screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..

Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.

by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020

messiah slut

A dumb blond that likes anal sex behind churches.

The blonde went to the church is a messiah slut

by Dr deadpool May 6, 2018

Jewish messiah

A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.

The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).

The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.

In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.

by metawave November 10, 2021

Messiah

Messiah is a female who is quiet at first but isn't innocent, when you meet her she's really fun to be around and knows how to get lt. She's pretty, keeps a small circle and it's very conceited.

Girl: Why are you crying

Messiah: I'm fine

Girl: your too pretty to cry

by Siahuknow May 12, 2022

mezia (messiah)

mezia is a great person he is super loving and he has the most beautiful smile that will light up the room he has the biggest heart and he gets all the girls he has a massive dick all the girls love it with his bright pink tit he only a rocks with blue strip bills he is very sweet and is amazing in bed he is a lover boy x hoe he will forgive the girl he loves if she does him wrong but once he done he done with it he is amazing boyfriend and the greatest he lies to u if u lie he can be very rude if u are rude to him he is a jem he often falls in love with girl name that start with E S and D and A

Mezia (messiah) is so good in bed i love his D i wanna get railed by him

by space doggy November 22, 2023

The Messiah

A footballer that can play in a number of positions. Recently known for playing Right Back.

I wonder where Neil Critchley has played the Messiah Today

Ben Garrity is The Messiah

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 17, 2020