thirsty merc

a really pathetic excuse for music.

the singer needs to learn his moustache is NOT cool.

And dress like a non faggot.
thirsty merc are crap, nuff said, HANH!
by Riksta May 07, 2005
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Merc zone

Merc zone is a shitty online video game that you play in class because you get bored
who for some merc zone?
by Bri'ish india April 08, 2021
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e-merc

1. To own somebody over the internets in such a way to make them wish they had died irls, srsly
I'm so gonna e-merc j00r megahurtz. Bs up Cs down.
by Robert Picante August 11, 2006
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thirsty merc

Rather dissapoiting australian band who sound just like every other gay pop band, and are waisting valuable airtime on the radio for better bands like Jet and Spiderbait.
thirsty merc can fuck off
by Aussie Rocker April 25, 2005
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fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.
How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.
by tom hum April 18, 2010
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Anal merc

When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.
During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.
by BigdickMN April 12, 2020
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Merc Fleet

(CHARACTERS IN THE GAME WILL MOST LIKELY GET MORE INFORMATION, MEANING THAT LATER ON THIS WILL BE OUTDATED!)

Merc Fleet is an extremely fast-paced TPS (Third Person Shooter), with a completely banger soundtrack, and is considered to be a Furry Game because of the 2 characters (so far), being Furries.

1. Shelldon Carius (Serial Unit HT-463):

The Gun Dealer that sells you guns, and is pretty talkative. Since he constantly blabs about random events in his life, facts (mostly things about him), or ideas for stuff.

2. Kassanda Gunness (Lady of the Court):

Nothing about her as of now.

Seriously though, Its a banger game, go try it out.
Guy 1: Merc Fleet is such a good game!
Guy 2: I know right?
Guy 1: I wanna fuck Shelldon's tight Protogen ass so badly!
Guy 2: Me too, bro, me too.
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
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