mashed

To carelessly destroy something in the past tense.

A way to prepare potatoes.

Did you see that apartment when Ted moved out? It was MASHED!

Did you see the way Ted made that potato? It was MASHED!

by JenThe80'sFan February 03, 2004

MASH

When people are low on pot and they collectively pack one bowl so they can all get high.

Yo I got next to nothin- wanna mash a bowl and get stony?

by QUIJ July 17, 2005

mash

To apply violence to another person in an attempt to reduce them to the consistency of whipped potato (See also Mashed potato.)

The song "Mash up Tony Blair" is used today in much the same way as the chant "Maggie, Maggie, Maggie. Out! Out! Out!" was used in the 1980s, although is not so popular.

by Flame August 31, 2003

mash

chill, slide

you know its goin down if i let u mash wit me

by MiZz B August 21, 2003

mashed

The state of mind you're in after smoking a marijuana ciggerette which has been mixed with a crushed up pill of ecstasy.

Man I was so mashed my brain felt like it was going to jump out of my head.

by John Calvert May 27, 2005

Mash

to ride a track bike (fixed gear) as fast as you can for an extended period of time, usually taking place in cities

we mashed down State Street and Aaron almost got hit by that bus

by SLC_greg November 05, 2008

mashed

1. Not only to be drunk, but to be drunk to such an extent that, upon entering the local chinese restaurant, you mistake a group of tamil guys for jamaicans and ask them in a low grunt "yo are you mashed"

2. Getting hit upside the head after calling a group of tamils jamaican

"he was so mashed he asked those jamaicans if they were mashed"
"those were tamils u idiot, what are you mashed?"

by UrBan_deFineR November 11, 2005