kermit fetish

when one or more people have a fetish for kermit the frog

oh my god! my kermit fetish is getting worse

by gay soleil October 11, 2017

Full kermit

When you laugh so hard you start shaking like Kermit the Frog

Bryan laughed so hard he went Full Kermit

by Ric Spade November 13, 2020

Dirty Kermit

The act of having sex with a women in her tracheotomy hole. In this context, the tracheotomy was due to long term smoking, hence the frog (deep raspy voice) like moans that come from the act.

"Dude, you Sherri down the street? I totally gave her the dirty kermit last night."

by anoni-moose June 02, 2007

Kermit Hat

A very epic hat.

Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!

Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.

by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011

kermit sewercide

‘commit suicide’ but in a joking matter. created by @pjmthelast on twitter in her vmin anon au.

“time to kermit sewercide!”

by mintyjjk February 20, 2018

Kermit Weeks

Doing a "Kermit Weeks" is having sex with a fat girl.

Bob is off to do the kermit weeks with his coworker Sally

by Exaterrestrial December 17, 2012

Kermit suicide

Yeet yeet

I'm gonna Kermit suicide!

by Sarah deAvacado April 23, 2019