textercising

The act of sending text messages whilst exercising

I was on the treadmill textercising yesterday because i was bored with just running.

"running is so boring" "have you tried textercising?, its great , you can text and run at the same time !"

by raymaas February 17, 2010

texterbating

verb -

texting (such as on a cellular phone) continually while in the company of others, ignoring said company.

I went home on winter break to see my family, and my little sister was just texterbating the whole time. I barely got to talking to her.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

texterbate

verb -

to text (as on a cellular phone) while in the company of others, ignoring all else.

I thought about asking my friend Tom to go to the movies with us, but I knew he'd just sit next to me and texterbate the whole time.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

sausage texter

a straight male who texts another straight male strictly for a converstaion or to just "talk".

Dylan: Hey buddy :)

Jake: Dude are you serious?

Dylan: What do you mean? :(

Jake: Im not a sausage texter bro. You know this.

by Jim Richalds. September 16, 2009

textsex

1. Sexually-themed communications through text messaging.

2. Communicating sexually to another person through a cell phone or Blackberry via SMS or MMS text-messaging protocols.

Guy A: So, did you ever meet that chick from OkCupid?
Guy B: No, she was in middle school so we just had textsex.
Guy A: Smooth moves, brotha. The cops won't be knocking at your door.
(Guys high-five.)

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Examples of textsex-ing:

Chick: howz work? wanna play l8r?
Dude: gawd, my ballz ache for ur mouth
Chick: only if u slip me teh shocker baby!

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Dude: ive got a major boner. r u wet?
Chick: im on my period
Dude: my boner went away

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Chick 1: i gotta new drilldo 2day for us
Chick 2: im creaming my hairy puss now

by Mr. Filbert November 10, 2007

thirsty texter

1. a thirsty texter is that person who will text you something and then text you the same damn thing 5 minutes later if you dont text them back.

1. a thirsty texter may also send one text then another unrelated one a few minutes later if you haven't responded.

1. 7:15 Heyyyy (from John)
7:20 Heyyyy (from John)
7:22 Stop being a thirsty texter! Maybe I didn't text back right away because I was busy!!! (from Jill)

2. 7:15 So what are you wearing to the party tonight? (from Mary)
7:20 I saw this really cute dress at the store today... (from Mary)

by boxb June 10, 2009

conservation texter

1.one who have a irrational fear of text/typing full words
2.one who is to lazy to text/type full words so therefore they use abbreviations

1.janice stop conservation texting me and use real f***ing words
2.d*** are you going to keep conservation texting me all night or put together a coherent sentence
3. (from conservation texter) r.o.t.f.l. l.ol.

by oamaison1 July 1, 2009