Dry Texter

a dry texture is a person who has no flavor in there texts. they never get jokes and they use the ugly laughing with tears emoji. its so disgusting. and they ae so boring.

NonDryTexter: GFGUJGYRU THIS IS HILARIOUSSSS
DryTexter: Lol
NonDryTexter: you are so dry lmao-
DryTexter: What does lmao mean? And im not dry
NonDryTexter: I-
DryTexter: Finish your sentence
NonDryTexter: LKJHGFDSDFGHJ PLEASE-
DryTexter: Please what? And what do all those random letters mean?
NonDryTexter: *blocks cutely*
Dry Texter

by LizardPro X March 26, 2021

grammatical texter

someone who uses proper grammer in a text message

Man, why does Dave always have to use periods and capital when he text?

Because he's a grammatical texter.

by thesensone July 15, 2011

Slow texter

A nigga or bitch that takes hours to reply and act like they didn't disappear into thin air.

I can't stand Jay he's such a slow texter

by Shanaqua_marie March 26, 2018

Over-texter

Someone who texts a single person so much that it feels like the conversations never end. Sometimes the over-texting is so extreme that the over-textee starts ignoring the over-texter out of annoyance. These types of people are also often the ones who talk a lot.

Candice loves texting with Jeremy but she is a really bad over-texter because of it.

by LexiesPlural October 06, 2020

Paragraph texter

Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.

If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses

Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.

"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"

by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! February 16, 2016

Road Texter

A person who walks straight into the road whilst texting, safe in the knowledge that his/her mobile phone generates a force-field that will protect them from cycle couriers going about their business.

I was cycling down Regent Street yesterday, when this Road Texter stepped out in front of me and nearly knocked me off my bike.

by Cycle Courier August 10, 2010

Dry Texter

Someone who texts with all the personality of a wet ball of yarn. Their text messages are mainly 1 word or abbreviations

All he said to me yesterday was hi and gtg, he's such a dry texter

by SarcasmSanwich June 15, 2023