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by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

Long Term Game

Long Term Game, or LTG, involves planting the seeds for a hook-up long before you intend to harvest the fruits. As opposed to a one night stand, LTG is just getting your foot in the door, even if the plan is weeks, months or even years away from being completed.

LTG is often employed by women looking to ride the gravy train in life, locking up a wealthy older man who will take care of them.

"Are you going home with that guy?"
"Nope, it's LTG all the way. He wants me, but I am going to make him work for it and ring me first."

C: "I've got a great Long Term Game worked out. It involves a great spray tan, a sparkling personality and pretending to know about a variety of subjects so I can fit in with any social gathering. What man could resist?"

by HaterCaid April 21, 2010

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA)

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.

by Super Steve Bishop January 18, 2008

Termool

Rooted in Wheel of Time lore, Termool defines a desolate area south of the Aiel Waste

"Damn, I bet its really hot and dry in the Termool."

"Damn, if you read those books closely enough to know about Termool you are a loser."

by Ollathair September 16, 2008

term in orifice

used to describe the amount of time a politician was banging his mistress,

alternatively a literal use
how long were you having sex

we were going at it all night, it was a long term in orifice, i even stood for re-erection!

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

tecmobowl

(v.) To dominate an opponent so effectively that the opponent is convinced you knew their exact strategy.

Named for the NES football game Tecmo Bowl, in which the defense had to select from one of 8 possible offensive plays to defend against. If they guessed the one the offense actually ran, they would shed every block, run at max speed, and almost instantly gang tackle the quarterback or running back.

Man, did you see the Tampa Bay Buccaneers tecmobowl the Raiders in that Super Bowl? The Bucs coach was the Raiders coach the previous year, so he literally knew what plays they were going to run! It was ridiculous.

by Santhizar February 22, 2011

tedmond

The best boy in the world. He’s so hot and smart. He’s Asian and eats rice.

Bro tedmond is so cool, look at him eating rice!

by Tedurban11 February 2, 2022