tecmobowl

(v.) To dominate an opponent so effectively that the opponent is convinced you knew their exact strategy.

Named for the NES football game Tecmo Bowl, in which the defense had to select from one of 8 possible offensive plays to defend against. If they guessed the one the offense actually ran, they would shed every block, run at max speed, and almost instantly gang tackle the quarterback or running back.

Man, did you see the Tampa Bay Buccaneers tecmobowl the Raiders in that Super Bowl? The Bucs coach was the Raiders coach the previous year, so he literally knew what plays they were going to run! It was ridiculous.

by Santhizar February 22, 2011

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The Tecmo Bowl

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a version of "doggystyle" that involves sitting on a toilet. Just prior to climax, the guy inserts the "Nintendo thumb" of his left hand into his lady friend's butthole while simultaniously rubbing the "A/B thumb" of his right hand over her clitoris and begins to tap in a erratic and frantic manner; much like one would do while running any play involving Bo Jackson in Nintendo's "Tecmo Bowl." As the man cums, he may or may not choose to utter the following phrase: "Bo knows skanky bathroom sex!"

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear that Chris gave that girl from accounting 'The Tecmo Bowl' at the company party last weekend?"

Dude 2: "That doesn't surprise me... she seems like the type of skank that'd be into that kind of thing."

Dude 1: "Apparently Chris' thumbs are still numb!"

by Mopper January 24, 2011

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