terd burglar 

terd burglars is a skateboarding crew which hates on other confined skateboarding crews. it is made up of about ten members.

how ya going, do i know you, oh your that dam tb crew, dont talk to me if your not in pfd...... pfft piss off

terd burglar by quess March 30, 2005

Terd Tamper

Slang for 'homosexual male'

John: Ryan Seacrest is such a terd tamper...

Frank: Yeah, he likes tamping terds in other fags butts with his dick because hes a gay homo!

Terd Tamper by SlowlyBreakingGlass June 15, 2008

Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.

(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.

Terd Trigger by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009

Terd Swipe 

someone who is a log of dung and/or wipes them up

That guy in the wifebeater is a total terd swipe.

Terd Swipe by Iben Yerkinoff March 12, 2010

terd spew 

the most violent of all diarrhea. explosion and propulsive defecation.

i ruined the bath room with my terd spew

terd spew by goowashington May 26, 2011

terd pincher

The act of pincing a long terd using just your ass muscles.

Dude, I just couldn't shake that terd, it was so long I had to use my terd pincher muscles.

terd pincher by metal_buds September 18, 2012

Terd tater 

Poo in the trash can

Stop fucking throwing terd taters in the hows trash and wtf

Terd tater by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021