Little Teaser’s

When you order a “Hot ‘n’ Ready” (like Little Caesar’s) date from an online dating service, and they ghost you or stand you up.

All Bobo got from Little Teaser’s last night was blue balls.

by HumaneAnimal May 28, 2018

Brain Teasers

The Brain Teasers make your brain funny "Moonlight nigga why you trippen get your moonlight yuh"

I love Brain Teasers.

by SSSyourdad March 25, 2022

Zit-teaser

The pimple popper in a pimple popping video who purposely teases the watcher by going for the smaller, less developed acne first, leaving the riper, more satisfying pops for later.

That doc is a real zit-teaser - she always saves the best pops for last.

by AnalAl August 24, 2025

teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017

Chippewa Teaser

Is an old native American trick used by hookers to force their johns to reach climax, more quickly. They achieve this by reaching down and squeezing the johns penis tightly with their hand while having intercourse, this simulates a much tighter vagina and enhances the experience, thus helping the john to reach climax much sooner than expected. The ole trick has been known to work well in severe cases of whiskey dick.

"Girl, I hooked up with this drunk guy last night. We were going at it for hours and I finally had to give him the Chippewa Teaser cause my pussy was to sore to keep going!”

by Inadditionto October 28, 2021

teaser like a taser

A Boy/Girl that is a really good or teaser or too teaser

Goddamn ur "Teaser like a taser"

This girl tease me so much. She's "Teaser like a taser"

by Scaryno May 2, 2024

teaser like a taser

When a Person is really good at teasing or too teasing.

Goddamn ur "Teaser like a taser"

This girl is teasing me so much, she's "teaser like a taser"

by Scaryno May 2, 2024