shart booger

A turd or a dingleberry.

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.

by t41xicq July 22, 2017

strap teaser

An attractive woman in a bikini top who unties the strap to prevent tan lines, but also is looking to be seductive.

That woman’s strap teaser game is so strong she may as well be at a music festival.

by t41xicq September 28, 2017