Taking My Talents to South Beach

A euphemism for masturbation.

Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.

by ghosterizer23 July 10, 2010

Tayler

Taylers are Beautiful. Normally Brown hair, blue eyes. When you meet her, she'll come off as a bitch but that's just her awkward personality. She'll seem weird at first but once you get to know her, she'll be one of the coolest people ever. She won't take your shit, so watch out if you piss her off. If she likes you, she'll always be there for you and will have a kind heart. If she hates you then she will be the biggest bitch ever. Taylers are normally very opinionated and occasionally charming.

Don't mess with that girl over there, she seems like such a Tayler. She'll fuck you up.

by Scrtwffle August 15, 2014

taylex

Tay Jardine (from the band We Are The In Crowd) + Alex Gaskarth (All Time Low) = Talyex.

Rumors of Taylex began when the two bands toured together early in 2012. Aside from hugs onstage, there is no strong evidence supporting the two as a couple and it probably does not exist.

person 1: oMFG I SHIP TAYLEX SO HARD!!!!1!
person 2: No you dipshit. Jalex is where it's at.

by unicornfaggot June 10, 2012

billy talent

A band that originated from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. They are a punk rock/rock band. The band consists of 4 guys. So far they have had hits such as "Try Honesty","The Ex" and "The River Below".

look them up on google.

by disco_lemonade June 20, 2004

I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.

2. Fuck off.

3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.

The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."

"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"

"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."

It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."

by Master Alexander July 11, 2010

Talen

Extremely tall, lovable, considerate, kind, knows how to love on a girl, amazing, has a huge dick, and gives incredible hugs

Girl 1: wow, that girl is so lucky to have talen
Girl 2: i know, whatever girl gave him up is a real moron

by Super Bitch Devil September 30, 2011

I'm taking my talents to South Beach

The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.

Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!

Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!

by Disappointed Ohioan October 27, 2010