twatting

Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.

Nikki and Jo keep twatting each other and they are sitting two feet away from each other.

by Kernel2244 March 22, 2011

Twatting

Verb: To Twat

For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.

"What the hell is wrong with Jon today?"
"Oh, you know Jon. He's twatting, AS USUAL."
*sigh* "What a drama queen."
"Oh, I know...."

by OGGhett0 April 10, 2010

twatting

twatting:(twatted- past tense) verb; for a woman to slap a person in the face with her labia. more insulting when the female in question is on her period.

oh my god, the old lady is twatting a chav, three cheers, hazaa! hazaa! hazaa!
err you got twatted so bad your dripping.

by Gurglespurtz November 5, 2006

twatting

To twat, to spend a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident.

''we did nothing all weekend, just sat around twatting''

by Cobs71 October 24, 2008

wine tasting noob

A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.

Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."

Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"

Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"

Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."

Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."

by westfalia January 27, 2012

Totting

verb: The actions taken by prostitots, or tots, during their path of destruction, a.k.a. penis consumption. These actions could be something as small as walking or approaching young men, or important as breathing and licking testes in the movie theater bathroom for free tickets to Transformers 2.

"Hey Jimmy, look at those tots over there totting it up!"

"Oh my god bro, you will never believe what happened. I saw my younger sister totting it up at the mall with her friends, and I almost hurled."
"Ew dude thats f*cking gross! What is she like... 13?"

"Hey mom, put on Maury. There are some tots on stage totting around."

by undergroundparagon August 11, 2009

Twatting

The female equivalent of the tea-bag. I.e. To dip ones "twat" onto another's face.

Bro, that party got crazy last night. Vicky totally twatted elle when she passed out on the couch! Twatting is hilarious!

by Twat1000000 October 14, 2012