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Tactical Poop

when you shit and clog a toilet without using any paper.
Dude i just took a huge Tactical Poop!

Nice man
by lfweknrnwer May 8, 2010
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tactic cheat

something in a game that is sort of cheating but not against the rules
tactic cheat examples: swiming to shore in GTA:San Andreas to buy weapons after the helicopter crashes, attaching bombs to NPCs in SWBF and watching them run to thier friends, hiding in a hole where the boss can't reach, etc.
by Spaz De Kat May 7, 2009
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Tactical Wank

Having a wank before heading out on the town to avoid turning up in 'rape mode'.
Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?

Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.

Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.
by wankhouse December 31, 2013
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tactical wank

Masturbation a period of time prior to intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation. Also known as "Strategic wank"
by Ian S August 7, 2005
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Tactical positioning

The activity of sitting in The corner of a room thanking of how you have no life and just love to stare at doors waiting for kids to walk in.
Being a pussy ass camper aka Tactical positioning in a corner of a room unnoticed waiting for little kids to walk in the room so you can shit on them with your mac10.
by Silas07 January 7, 2021
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tactical teaspoon

a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.

it can also stir tea
tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.
by patcat November 5, 2019
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Tactical barf

When you drank to much alcohol and decide to puke on purpose so you will feel better tomorrow.
Friend 1: Don’t you have to work tomorrow? You are way to drunk!
Friend 2: Nah, I will just do a tactical barf and i’ll be fine
by Jur1234 September 16, 2020
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