Tactical Poop

when you shit and clog a toilet without using any paper.
Dude i just took a huge Tactical Poop!

Nice man
by lfweknrnwer May 08, 2010
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tactic cheat

something in a game that is sort of cheating but not against the rules
tactic cheat examples: swiming to shore in GTA:San Andreas to buy weapons after the helicopter crashes, attaching bombs to NPCs in SWBF and watching them run to thier friends, hiding in a hole where the boss can't reach, etc.
by Spaz De Kat May 07, 2009
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Tactical Wank

Having a wank before heading out on the town to avoid turning up in 'rape mode'.
Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?

Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.

Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.
by wankhouse December 31, 2013
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tactical wank

Masturbation a period of time prior to intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation. Also known as "Strategic wank"
by Ian S July 18, 2005
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Tactical barf

When you drank to much alcohol and decide to puke on purpose so you will feel better tomorrow.
Friend 1: Don’t you have to work tomorrow? You are way to drunk!
Friend 2: Nah, I will just do a tactical barf and i’ll be fine
by Jur1234 September 16, 2020
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Tactical Ping

When someone is lagging (mostly in fps games) so much, that it benefits them, it's normally seen when the person isn't moving, can't take damage, but can damage you and other players.
Person 1: This person isn't moving, and I can't hurt them, but they keep killing me!
Person 2: They Probably have Tactical Ping
by FeudalHarmonye September 17, 2023
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tactical fabulous

1. When a person wears military or tactical clothing and gear that are completely over the top and unnecessary, often comical in appearance. 2.When characters in movies and TV have the wrong gear, equipment, and weapons, in contrast to what would be used in a real world situation. 3. Tactical decisions that make no sense strategically, often seen in movies and TV because the director thinks it looks good or is clueless of actual tactics.
I had to stop watching that show because the SWAT team was way too tactical fabulous. In every mission they would show up with brand new uniforms, perfect gear, and zero situation awareness. Their complete lack of tactics made me cringe.
by d_press September 17, 2018
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