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Sheenis

Penis coated in cocaine. Developed by Seth McFarlane during the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen.
A dick with cocaine on it is called a 'Sheenis' in Norway.
by zn-1 September 20, 2011
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Sweeney Todd

Verb: A term used to describe the process of allowing your brain to remember a memory first without the help of electronics or the internet.
Person 1: Can you list all of the United States capitals?
Person 2: Yes, but I'm too tired to think, let's just look it up online.
Person 1: NO, we'll "Sweeney Todd" the list instead!
by guysm1ley January 31, 2021
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Sheenis Envy

A feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to Charlie Sheen's advantages, success, possessions, etc.
Trolls such as Chuck Lorre suffer from Sheenis Envy
by SheenisEnvydotcom March 28, 2011
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Have you seen me? fixation

A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.
I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020
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Sheenish

To lavishly spend money on the consumption of cocaine, women, and booze. It's more predominately used in association with good (emphasis on GOOD) cocaine, but the entire experience must incorporate all three elements.

No other drug may substitute for cocaine, although other drug use may be infused into the collective process.

The girls must be attractive (paid or unpaid) while under the influence of minimal amounts of alcohol. In other words, not some nasty shit that requires an entire bottle of Jack and two tabs of acid.

Alcohol should be decent....reserve piss water for the bathroom floor. AKA....anything with the words "Light" in it, anything that's canned, and anything that taste like it came from the "distillery" across from the "donkey show" off of Revolucion in Tijuana.....won't work.
Last night I took shots of Patron to the head and hooked up with these two girls. I was doing lines of yay off the younger ones tits until 6am....I THINK she was 18, ether way, shit was Sheenish!

The ladies just arrived, the bottles are on the way and the precious white girl is in my pocket....tonight's about to get Sheenish.

Duuuude, rail it on out....there's hoes all up in here and I'm ready to start Sheening!

Man, I so damn depressed right now....I seriously need to fuckin Sheen.

Q: How was Vegas?
Re: Shit was Sheeeeenish!!!!!!!!!
by Mike, The Platinum Kangol July 22, 2011
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Leave on seen

Iphone usres or Facebook messenger. . . When reading a message and don't reply back. read or seen
Leaving on seen to read a message and simply ignore.
Reading message or inbox and never reply.
I sent Kiki a message and she read it and never text me back! How she gonna {leave me on seen}?
I sent a message to Donte saying I love you and I can see as clear as day he seen the message but chose to {leave me on seen}. My feeling are so hurt!
When i Messaged Vanguard it shows he read it and he still didn't reply. What a jerk! He actually {left me on seen}. Crazy!!

Leave on seen, Left on seen, read, seen
by Blackbeauty1 May 6, 2015
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Sheen Machine

Current Celebrity Cocktail, yes we'll call it a cocktail. Invented by a couple of bored drunks on an all day binge in Bangor Co.Down. There was many drafts but this is the one more suitable for human consumption. Made with one shot of Jagermiester, one shot of Goldshlagger, one shot of Dark Rum and a full shot of espresso, add one brown sugar or slice of lime (depending on taste) and down it in one, whilst its still warm (red bull can also be added for the hardcore, but it smells a little like vomit then).
After 4 or 5 of these badboys in a row, you start talking gibberish and screaming about trolls. Loss of clothing is not uncommon. For best results continue normal drinking before and after "Sheening" it. Guaranteed to fuck you up at the time and the next day with a vengance!
*Warning, it does as it says on the tin. You will suffer a complete mental and financial breakdown after.*
I just ran too the shop and couldnt stop, ran through 4 shelves and killed a man, mustve been those Sheen Machines
by Valhalla Awaits April 25, 2011
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