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Swamped

When Shrek smokes you out, after which you are trapped hanging out with him for the rest of the day putting up with his shitty driving, and listening to his shitty music.
"Yeah Shrek smoked me out the other day, but I ended up swamped afterwards. His weed sucked too."
by Dick Berman November 1, 2013
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sample trample

people bum rushing each other over a very desirable offering at the Costco food sample station
And how's your grandma doing?
It's so sad. She's recovering from a broken hip after she got sample trampled at Costco at the Kobe beef sizzler sample station.
by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
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The Sampler

A method of oral sex when a man (or women) eats out a womans vagina. You go in lightly, just barely licking the edge of the clit, and gradually increase the strength and length of your licks/penatrations with your tongue so you are "sampling" the woman's vag.

Some ladies consider it to be more arousing due to the gradually heightening and intensity of the licks/strokes.
Oh man Johnny gave me a the sampler last night and it really hit my spot!

Tim sampled Alexandra's pussy as he ate her out.
by middymax May 2, 2009
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by Davemyster5 November 16, 2021
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Swampert

Swampert is the most badass Pokémon in the world. Greninja can go suck two huge BBC’s, cuz Swampert is the way more superior water type. He always has a huge cock, which is 100 times bigger than greninja’s little shrimp dick. Easily the best starter to chose in Pokémon history, and mudkip is adorable af.
Wow you chose a Swampert as your starter, awesome!
by Swampy_the_godslayer February 23, 2021
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Swamper

Someone who dives into life’s messy moments, turning potential disasters into legendary tales and experiences.
The tent collapsed during the storm, but our resident swamper made it the best night ever.
by SlyPigz September 3, 2023
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Merritt Sampler

When a hella east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local Oakland women - of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities - in and around the Lake Merritt, Downtown, and Uptown Oakland area.
Rick: What's up, Ross?

Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?

Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.

Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?
by MACK 10 THE KNIFE October 21, 2011
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