stained

It's Staind not Stained.

Staind is a decent band. Not Stained, that's what you get when you spill something on your shirt.

by Sta as in Staples December 7, 2006

stained

An insignificant mainstream rock group who tried Intellectual rock but failed miserably.

Unfortunately they also attempted a cover of Tool's song "sober" who's main effect was to make everyone wish they werent.

"stained tried to leg hump Tool but failed to gain an erection quick enough"

by Frank November 2, 2003

Black Swanned

The act of not holding back and putting your whole being into accomplishing a task, usually resulting in a state of awesomeness. Originates from the popular movie Black Swan starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis.

We won our scavenger hunt because we were running all around the city and we black swanned all the challenges.

Oh man, I totally black swanned my powerpoint presentation today. I made a bunch of crazy slides and inappropriate jokes, and the client loved it.

by Im.birthday December 22, 2010

Shit Stained Vagina.

Yes. I made this phrase up.

"Your a Shit Stained Vagina and I hate you".
You are a shit stained vagina.

by The OGBG 2007 March 10, 2008

stained

when a girl is on her period but she didnt know and when she found out she could have stains if you know what i mean..

"omg susy i think im stained. and these are my favorite jeans too!"

by reel em big March 27, 2008

shit stained balls

When one is so intoxicated that they lose control and void their bowels straight into their pants.

"What's going on there Nelly? Your looking a bit green. Oh my God he shat his pants, he's got shit stained balls!"

by Doggertron May 6, 2010

shit-stained balls

when you shit all over the place and forget to wipe or shower, making your balls all shit-stained and smelly.

"when i was drunk i got diarrhea and didn't wipe, so i had shit-stained balls!"

by Phill McCrackin June 30, 2008