Suspectious

Used when something is seemingly suspicious but also suspect at the same time.

Yo those vans over there drive by the school every time we run by even though it’s closed.

Damn, that’s suspectious.

by morphy bennett April 28, 2020

Suspence

The currency that among us characters use

Ayooo that’s a lot of money that’s 69 suspence

by Dtsekhdgdhd January 5, 2022

Cultural Suspension of Disbelief

Agreeing to anything someone from another country tells you, no matter how far fetched it may seem, lest you be revealed as ignorant and insensitive.

"Marie Kondo says we should thank all our crap before we throw it away. It kind of sounds like she just made that shit up, but let's just practice a little Cultural Suspension of Disbelief. That must be how they do things in Japan."

by Peter Auteur January 10, 2019

suspension breaker

A fat chick. A chubber. She who gets into a car and makes it virtually collapse due to her overweight massive flabby-ass.

"Dude! Your new girlfriend? Ditch that chick. She's a chubber and if you let her in your car you'll find she's a suspension breaker."

by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006

homo-suspectual

the act of being considered to be suspected of homogenious activities... bottom line.. thats gay my nigga

People thinks hes gay...Stop being homo-suspectual

by hotspit September 26, 2010

Guilty until alternate suspect principle

The idea that someone is guilty unless they can come up with another person who is either guilty or a strong suspect. The idea is usually based on an imprecise process of elimination.

Parent to child: Did you do it?
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.

by BillyBuggy March 17, 2011

suspension bridge

When you have a big poop, and it lands sideways in the toilet, so it suspends the water like a bridge, spanning from one side of the bowl to the other. Upon flushing, the water will just sink beneath it, going down the pipe, and fill beneath the newly constructed "bridge". (The only way to flush a "suspension bridge" is to chop it up with a plunger).

"Man, I haven't taken a dump in 4 days. I totally just took one and made a giant suspension bridge."

by Richalex May 11, 2006