by Das Kabong December 16, 2011
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Me and the boys are heading to Galt, we don't have a place to stay but hopefully we can find some chicks and do some cooch surfing.
by Captain Snatch-a-roo May 7, 2010
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"Hey, did you hear Carson slurped Shimmon's yams at the party the other night?"
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Well, if we make it sound enough like surfing, it isn't. Call it spy surfing.
Well, if we make it sound enough like surfing, it isn't. Call it spy surfing.
by The Anarchist in the Library May 9, 2009
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Dude, I was going to get fired if I showed up to work late one more time. Thankfully, cop surfing saved my hide and I was able to make it.
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