Bastian Suter

The dumbest software developer in the world, made a popular malware called BattlEye and people actually fall for it.

Bastian Suter mental academy

by GregJay December 10, 2019

cocoa shunter

A choccy jockey, man who enjoys riding the choccy wizzway.

That Marc Almond is a right cocoa shunter.

by Rees October 20, 2004

Sunderland Leapfrog

Practice originally from Sunderland, differing slightly from the Liverpudlian Leapfrog. Commonly used as a competition to settle arguments but can be done for fun.

One Male and One Female each take equal amounts of laxative. The male proceeds to have sex with the female who maintains a leapfrog type position. After the male has reached orgasm as he is about to defecate he leaps over the female spraying her with his chocolaty insides attempting to conver large amounts of her body. This constitutes a victory for the male

The female can achieve victory if she defecates on the man before he reaches orgasm or if the man shits before finishing sex (see Hamburg Oil Spill)

The man can claim a draw if just before the woman defecates he 'plugs' her anus with his manhood

Overs: My dad is better at rimming than your dad

Overs Mum: No way, my dad is far better at rimming

Overs: Lets settle this with a Sunderland Leapfrog

Overs Mum: But you come so quickly, ill never win

Overs: Let your shit covered face be the lesson, my dad is rimming king

Overs Mum: on the plus side your ass product is rather tasty

by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010

Saunter

To take one's time when walking. Usually used when referring to getting to class.

Cora: Dude, we have Mr. Turpin's class next. That class fucking sucks... Let's saunter.

by SquidyKitty June 18, 2015

Santeria Effect

The practice by TV/Radio media of censoring materials that are not obscene or vulgar, but failing to censor the obscene/vulgar.

Back in the 90's, when the band "Sublime" was in its prime, I remember watching a music video for "Santeria" on TV. When the song got to the following lyrics:

"Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide. Daddy's got a new 45.
and I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down sancho's throat.
Believe me when I say that I got somethin for his punk ass. "

The TV station edited out the word "forty-five", but NOT the phrase "punk ass". This is what I call the "Santeria Effect"

by cranioDan November 23, 2010

Santer

This is known as banter which is sexual. Used commonly when people are on a chirpse / chirpsing

Johnny was having santer with Josephine, his sister.

by PWNER 685 February 17, 2013

Sunderland

From a Tourists perspective (living in London) who has been to both Newcastle and Sunderland:

Sunderland, contrary to belief, is a nice place,. It may not have the art galleries, and the opera houses of Newcastle but in my opinion this is just a "show"! Newcastle's city center is in no doubt much nicer, its full of beautiful old buildings, but Newcastle has been built as a city, Sunderland on the other hand was, for hundreds of years, a working class city! But the suburbs of Sunderland are so much nicer for example: Seaburn, Houghton-le-spring, Penshaw! Even the roughest parts of Sunderland (southwick, Redhouse, shiney row) aren't half as bad as the rough parts of Newcastle. The city center of Sunderland is improving massively on the other hand, with new contempary building being built by the second, ! The beaches are beautiful and are clean and are pleasure to walk along. But the most important part of Sunderland's + points are the people, Mackems are lovely people, who can actually be understood (unlike geordies)and are incredibly friendly. There are Chavs (by the tons) but tell meee a city which hasnt, and surprisingly even the Chavs are Friendly! If you knock into somebody, they can't be more apologetic, which i'm not used to! So for a visit to the north i would understand why you would visit Newcastle, but to live in the north, Sunderland beats Newcastle hands down :)

Me: Do you want to move to the north, get away from all the hustle and bustle of London? What about Newcastle?

Wife: Oh God No! They're awfull people, i want to live in Sunderland!

by Mypasswordis March 13, 2011