Sunday Ass

Irritated sphincter caused by over-active bowels due to consuming large amounts of draft beer Friday and Saturday. Usually stems from not abusing alcohol during the week, then compensating for the hiatus by binging through the weekend. Sometimes involves a hemorrhoid or two.

#1. My friend could not go mountain biking with us last week because of his Sunday Ass.

#2. Why does that bar have to have Miller Lite specials over the weekend? I end up with Sunday Ass every time I try to save a little coin.

by Benji Barker March 9, 2007

Death-Fail Sunday

An alternative title for "Easter", that celebrates death-fail in the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

"Dude, Jesus freaking pwned on Death-Fail Sunday!"

by ForeverOverthinking April 6, 2009

Sunday Driver

A motorist who engages in any number of dilatory driving techniques that recklessly slow down traffic, including but not limited to: driving below the speed limit, slowing down more than once on a city block while looking for a parking spot, waiting for a pedestrian to finish traversing the entire walkway before turning, or remaining stopped after a light turns green. Sunday drivers often claim to be driving defensively but in fact their driving is offensive and aggitates normal commuters.

Sorry I'm late, but these sunday drivers slowed me down. </p>
I don't support the death penalty, but would make an exception for Sunday drivers.</p>
Traffic in West Coast cities is exacerbated by the widespread phenomenon of Sunday drivers.

by Yonaton January 3, 2009

gloomy sunday

Song, originally written by Seress Rezo in Budapest in the late 1920's. Became famous in connection with string of suicides. Later recorded by Billie Holiday and, as in Hungary, was connected with several cases of 'self deliverance'.
The writer killed himself in the late 1960's.
Incidentally, until recently Hungary had the highest suicide rate in the world.
Original title - Szomoru Vasarnap

"Little white flowers will never awaken you / not where the black coach of sorrow has taken you"

by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004

Sunday Funday

Sunday
Funday
Better than a Monday
Can only do it one way
and that is the drunk way

Sing the "Sunday Funday" song at brunch... on a Sunday

by Madarama August 14, 2014

Sujay

a real fly guy, he is the most dominant person of his class and never fails to give anyone a good time

*person* "you know Sujay??"
*person 2* "ye of course i know him, he's the flyest indian around"

by The daddi May 14, 2019

sunday blues

when it is sunday, you have school the next day, its 8 o'clock, the sun's setting, you just broke up with your girlfriend

Guy: Man, I'm sad. I have the sunday blues

by supsups May 13, 2005