Online term for an "idiot","loser","retard" or "bastard" Or just sombody who plain cannot speak proper english online but types always in exsessive cheatspeak or "1337" speak, with absolutly no use of capitalization, or punctuation.
ect in online games/forums.
Originally derived from the word "newbie" as to sombody who was new, and clueless about the game, a player who needed help. Which later got shortened to newb.
Often people mis-use the term, calling new players to the game noobs, when often they just need a little help finding their way around the game. Please take care not to abuse this term as it is quite rude when the person is new to the game.
If the person is simply typing badly because he or she cannot speak english well, then they are not a noob, unless they are purposfully using knowing another language to annoy other players.
Then as chatspeak farther developed, you started seeing "noob" and "nub" as well as other variants such as "n00bz0re", "nib", "nubz"
ect in online games/forums.
Originally derived from the word "newbie" as to sombody who was new, and clueless about the game, a player who needed help. Which later got shortened to newb.
Often people mis-use the term, calling new players to the game noobs, when often they just need a little help finding their way around the game. Please take care not to abuse this term as it is quite rude when the person is new to the game.
If the person is simply typing badly because he or she cannot speak english well, then they are not a noob, unless they are purposfully using knowing another language to annoy other players.
Then as chatspeak farther developed, you started seeing "noob" and "nub" as well as other variants such as "n00bz0re", "nib", "nubz"
Random noob : u giv me gold* or i ks* u
EXPed player : Sorry no, i've worked hard to earn my gold and game items, you should do the same as the rest of the players. or "Noob" *walks away*
Other examples the "noob" would be speaking in the same bad grammer more/less, in some cases using 1337, aka "u g1v m3 g0ld 0r 1 ks j00" (you give me gold or i ks you)
Or using all caps, or random caps which most players find annoying, such as "U GIV M3 G0LD OR I KS U" or " u GiVE mE GoLD oR i KS YoU"
*Gold is a standard currency in most MMORPG*'s
*In general to "ks" sombody is to "kill steal" them, to prevent their character from getting any exp* to level up.
**MMORPG stands for : massive multiplayer online role playing game
**EXP points is the experience characters earn in order to reach the next level up
EXPed player : Sorry no, i've worked hard to earn my gold and game items, you should do the same as the rest of the players. or "Noob" *walks away*
Other examples the "noob" would be speaking in the same bad grammer more/less, in some cases using 1337, aka "u g1v m3 g0ld 0r 1 ks j00" (you give me gold or i ks you)
Or using all caps, or random caps which most players find annoying, such as "U GIV M3 G0LD OR I KS U" or " u GiVE mE GoLD oR i KS YoU"
*Gold is a standard currency in most MMORPG*'s
*In general to "ks" sombody is to "kill steal" them, to prevent their character from getting any exp* to level up.
**MMORPG stands for : massive multiplayer online role playing game
**EXP points is the experience characters earn in order to reach the next level up
by Whats A Name? March 16, 2008
Get the Noobmug. by kemperz July 29, 2007
Get the noobmug. by GhostlyGhoster May 20, 2019
Get the Noobmug. someone completely idiotic and new yet refuses any help from a professional.
speaks the internet language of what we call ‘noobish’, and is the hardest language to learn, for there is no class for it, unlike spanish class.
if beaten or if the advice is actually true, the noob shall point fingers at any random person that they are clearly inferior to. maybe the accused superior is the one who gave the advice, or someone not involved at all.
‘noob’ is complete opposite to a ‘newb’. unlike a noob, a newb is also a new player, but is willing to learn. the newb is more likely to be one of the kind professionals soon.
back to the noob, a noob then accuses a superior person as a religious ritual of self defense, for attention and especially for protesting their incredibly fragile self-esteem.
once the ritual obviously fails, they will perform the calling of fellow noobs to defend eachother and somehow gets higher chance of success. if it fails, again, they will cry and call the superior a meanie and make a hate account later on, most likely after their messy argument. they then might start to roleplay and make themselves look like they have special powers so that they could seem better and more powerful, making fellow noobs near the argument not want to belittle the roleplaying noob, however, normal common sensed players then change their views of the noob from a normal new person to a cringy roleplayer. occurance is common, so you will eventually know all.
speaks the internet language of what we call ‘noobish’, and is the hardest language to learn, for there is no class for it, unlike spanish class.
if beaten or if the advice is actually true, the noob shall point fingers at any random person that they are clearly inferior to. maybe the accused superior is the one who gave the advice, or someone not involved at all.
‘noob’ is complete opposite to a ‘newb’. unlike a noob, a newb is also a new player, but is willing to learn. the newb is more likely to be one of the kind professionals soon.
back to the noob, a noob then accuses a superior person as a religious ritual of self defense, for attention and especially for protesting their incredibly fragile self-esteem.
once the ritual obviously fails, they will perform the calling of fellow noobs to defend eachother and somehow gets higher chance of success. if it fails, again, they will cry and call the superior a meanie and make a hate account later on, most likely after their messy argument. they then might start to roleplay and make themselves look like they have special powers so that they could seem better and more powerful, making fellow noobs near the argument not want to belittle the roleplaying noob, however, normal common sensed players then change their views of the noob from a normal new person to a cringy roleplayer. occurance is common, so you will eventually know all.
examples of the language ‘noobish’ :
0MG UGH $TFU U N003 1M PR0 AND UR N0T D0NT ANN0Y ME 0MG!!1773!1!!
examples of the said argument between someone giving advice and the noob:
EW N0 IM PR0 ANYWAYS S0 D0NT WASTE UR T1ME TALKING TO ME EWW!!!!!
0MG UGH $TFU U N003 1M PR0 AND UR N0T D0NT ANN0Y ME 0MG!!1773!1!!
examples of the said argument between someone giving advice and the noob:
EW N0 IM PR0 ANYWAYS S0 D0NT WASTE UR T1ME TALKING TO ME EWW!!!!!
by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i drink milk ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ January 6, 2021
Get the noobmug. A noob usually has no skill in video games and will often hip fire with a shotgun in FPS. A noob can also be somebody who acts like they know what they are doing when they really dont
I did terrible during that round because of all the noobs that were playing.
Miley Cyrus is a total noob when it comes to twerking.
Freshman during the first week of highshool or college.
Miley Cyrus is a total noob when it comes to twerking.
Freshman during the first week of highshool or college.
by Cougarboy September 1, 2013
Get the noobmug. A noob is a beginner in many categories, such as video games or such.They may begin in simple beginner games such as tutorials or tycoons, but often tend to enter very popular games such as Minecraft or ROBLOX.In this case, many older players, or veterans, will tell them to go away and constantly pester them.
Jake: Hey, I'm a beginning player. How do I get Admin here?
James: You can't get Admin here, you noob!
James: You can't get Admin here, you noob!
by neilneil1001 January 4, 2017
Get the Noobmug. A player in an online game who is new to the game and is not very good at it. There are many types of noobs, here are a few.
- Newb - Respectable, because they ask more experienced players for advice and tips so they can generally improve.
- n00b - An unskilled, annoying player who often resorts to cheap methods of gaining kills then expecting praise. Often accuses more experienced players of hacking because they suck. These are the worst type of noob.
Noobs will often ragequit games because they get extremely competitive and angry when they are beaten.
Noobs will also boast about their "skill", and rage when they are beaten by a more experienced player.
- Newb - Respectable, because they ask more experienced players for advice and tips so they can generally improve.
- n00b - An unskilled, annoying player who often resorts to cheap methods of gaining kills then expecting praise. Often accuses more experienced players of hacking because they suck. These are the worst type of noob.
Noobs will often ragequit games because they get extremely competitive and angry when they are beaten.
Noobs will also boast about their "skill", and rage when they are beaten by a more experienced player.
Noob - "Omg last night I got 94 kills ohhhhhh"
Experiencedplayer - (kills noob several times in a row)
Noob - "OMG HAX REPORTING"
Newb - "Hi. I'm kind of new. Can anyone give me a hand?"
Experiencedplayer - "Sure. Follow me and I'll teach you how to snipe."
Noob - "LOL NOOB U DONT KNOW HOW TO SNIPE
(newb headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG AIMBOT"
(noob spamming flamethrower to kill everyone in sight)
Noob - "come on you noobs pussies come out of spawn"
Experiencedplayer - "I would, except you're spamming with your flamethrower."
Noob - "LOL YOUR JUST A NOOB"
(experiencedplayer headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG HAX"
(noob ragequits)
Experiencedplayer - (kills noob several times in a row)
Noob - "OMG HAX REPORTING"
Newb - "Hi. I'm kind of new. Can anyone give me a hand?"
Experiencedplayer - "Sure. Follow me and I'll teach you how to snipe."
Noob - "LOL NOOB U DONT KNOW HOW TO SNIPE
(newb headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG AIMBOT"
(noob spamming flamethrower to kill everyone in sight)
Noob - "come on you noobs pussies come out of spawn"
Experiencedplayer - "I would, except you're spamming with your flamethrower."
Noob - "LOL YOUR JUST A NOOB"
(experiencedplayer headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG HAX"
(noob ragequits)
by Hipstacat May 16, 2013
Get the Noobmug.