Definitions by Hipstacat

AFK 

Slang for the acronym "Away From Keyboard." Used when a person will leave the computer and not do anything. Often happens in online games when a player is completely stationary and does not respond to greetings.

Bob - "John, are you there? John? JOHN."
James - "Don't bother, he's AFK."

AFK by Hipstacat May 16, 2013

GTG 

Slang for the internet acronym "Got To Go." Is also sometimes phrased as "G2G". Used as a goodbye message or simply saying that the player has to get off their computer.

James - "Up for another match?"
Bob - "Nah, sorry mate, GTG."

GTG by Hipstacat May 16, 2013

Noob 

A player in an online game who is new to the game and is not very good at it. There are many types of noobs, here are a few.

- Newb - Respectable, because they ask more experienced players for advice and tips so they can generally improve.

- n00b - An unskilled, annoying player who often resorts to cheap methods of gaining kills then expecting praise. Often accuses more experienced players of hacking because they suck. These are the worst type of noob.

Noobs will often ragequit games because they get extremely competitive and angry when they are beaten.

Noobs will also boast about their "skill", and rage when they are beaten by a more experienced player.

Noob - "Omg last night I got 94 kills ohhhhhh"
Experiencedplayer - (kills noob several times in a row)
Noob - "OMG HAX REPORTING"

Newb - "Hi. I'm kind of new. Can anyone give me a hand?"
Experiencedplayer - "Sure. Follow me and I'll teach you how to snipe."
Noob - "LOL NOOB U DONT KNOW HOW TO SNIPE
(newb headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG AIMBOT"

(noob spamming flamethrower to kill everyone in sight)
Noob - "come on you noobs pussies come out of spawn"
Experiencedplayer - "I would, except you're spamming with your flamethrower."
Noob - "LOL YOUR JUST A NOOB"
(experiencedplayer headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG HAX"
(noob ragequits)

Noob by Hipstacat May 16, 2013