suburban noize

The self-funded and independently run record label founded by the Kottonmouth Kings. In association with SRH Productions, SubNoize Records, as it is know by fans, has a fiercely loyal and diverse listening audience. Artists include the Kottonmouth Kings, OPM, Judge D, MOWER, Big B, Saint Dog and Big Hoss, as well as other hip-hop and rock acts.

I've been rockin nothin but Suburban Noize in my whip this week!

by KMKween_4_life March 16, 2005

suburbia

The greatest mis-allocation of resources ever seen in the entire human history on planet earth.

Also known as: drive in utopia, land of mandatory motoring, national automobile slum, United Parking Lot of America (UPL), or better yet, hell on earth.

Honey, the amount of minorities infiltrating our city has become unbearable. Let's move to suburbia where we can life a live of mindless middle-class American conformity and robotic consumerism. We'll have adorable little children that will contribute to speeding up the destruction of planet earth.

by demonik April 2, 2008

Suburbanarchist

n. a young person usually seen at G-7 and the like protests wearing ratty jeans a carhart jacket and a bandana over his face engaged in acts of vandalism against perceived corporate targets such as Starbucks, McDonald's, WalMart, Exxon and the like. This particular brand of anarchist likely traveled to the protest in a tricked out Prius courtesy of Mommy and Daddy and is either on leave from, expelled from or cutting the hell out of college classes. Suburbanarchists travel in small groups and tend to associate with Trustafarians. Contrary to their perceived impoverished appearance Suburbanarchists dress that way because they want to. They've got plenty of money usually a magic card stitched inside their carhart jacket liner.

Damn, those Suburbanarchists chugged their lattes before heaving that brick through the picture window at Starbucks.

by Rastamick October 23, 2008

Suburbanocrity

The complacent/grateful acceptance of a predetermined lifestyle, which eventually leads to a vivisection of the human spirit, a loss of creativity and original thought, detrimental social conformity, and a need for peer approval rather than the desire to become peerless.

95% of Americans suffer severely from suburbanocrity, evidenced by their acceptance of the nightly news as truth and their desire to believe they cant do any better than their current station in life.

by Sickcero July 27, 2012

Suburbiac

An individual or individuals hailing from the roots of Suburbs who attempt to rebel their cookie cutter blood flow and remain a misfit, scene or any edgy dark teenager. Usually going in their circulation of scene to goth to punk, trying to develop street smarts, accents and sense within their all american habitat. Though at the end of the day, Suburbiacs tend to obey the standards of parents such as attending baby showers, do such gestures for attention and depend on Blood on the Dance Floor as their mentors and influences.

As Emma and I were walking down Colfax, we spot a handful of Suburbiacs gawking at a cupcake shop in their Betsy Johnson stockings.

by Sesamehood January 13, 2013

Suburban bubble mom

A mother in charge of 3 or more children, drives a mini van, takes her kids to soccer practice, has THAT hair cut, you know? The really short one. Lives in the suburbs and goes to biggby every Wednesday while her kids are at soccer practice to read with her book group and if there is a minor imperfection in her order she WILL ask to speak to the manager.

"Dude your mom is such a suburban bubble mom"
"I know right"
"She even has the hair cut, does she like to speak with the manager?"
"Yes."

by Canispeaktothemanager February 21, 2019

Get Suburban

to go crazy. Suburban teens are known for their house parties, with plenty of booze and drugs, because theres not much to do in the suburbs. They are allowed to go crazy and disrespect the limits – unlike a club, there are no rules.

Bro I've been bored af lately. Lets get suburban tonight and tu!

by pirianvision January 28, 2015