Brooklyn Subway manouver

The Brooklyn subway manouver is a method of instantly killing yourself publicly.

It is performed by

Entering a subway in Brooklyn, whilst the train starts to move , you must quickly remove all of your clothes and bend over onto the floor of the moving vehicle. You are killed instantly.

It is one of the most humane methods of passing and it is considered humane amongst most ethic groups.

This is not recommended to those who do not wish to pass away.

Did you hear about the guy who died recently?

Yeah, I heard he committed the Brooklyn subway manouver.

Really? At least his passing was graceful.

by Canadian newcomer October 25, 2017

Shit Subway

The act of two people pressing each others asses together with assholes in perfect alignment and shitting a turd back and forth.

Me and Ralph are gonna take a ride on the shit subway if you know what I mean.

by TheMentalExecutioner November 7, 2019

Subway

One of the greatest places to eat fast food.

The motto is 'Subway Eat Fresh!' but 'Subway: Eat Flesh' sounds more fitting.

Supposedly will make fat people skinny, but that can't happen.

Fat man: Subway makes me feel like I can EAT ANYTHING

by rodneyalcala January 7, 2010

Subway

Excellent food chain for fat asses who want to lose weight.

Subway kicks ass

by FhillyMan July 19, 2003

subway

A place where you can urinate and where homeless people can sleep and have sex.

The handlebars on subways are sticky.

by sukebe December 1, 2006

Subway

1) A train-like thing
2) THE GREATEST SUB RESTAURANT IN THE UNIVERSE OF UNIVERSES!

1) Toronto can afford subways, but Windsor cannot because Windsor is the poorest, most polluted city in Canada.
2) "SUBWAY! EAT FRESH!"

by Blueknightess March 24, 2005

Subway

A Place that gives me mad diarrhea cramps, and even more lethal diarrhea waterfalls.

I just had subway. And now I have liquified shit shooting from my ass.

by mogleythemonkeyman April 20, 2010