subaru wrx

Known not to run. Weak transmissions. Catch fire easily.

My Subaru WRX loves its jackstands.

by KjpRoesky April 19, 2008

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Subaru impreza

Crap. Period. Unless... well actually no, there is no unless.

Hey look at Steve's crappy Subaru Impreza!
Yeah dood its sweet cuz it has a pink emblem on it!

by JP-illo March 13, 2008

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Subaru WRX

A car that comes no where close to the sheer chadness of the Mitsubishi Evolution

-Pathetic subaru wrx onwer: that evo just gapped me!

by BonkersBoi January 22, 2022

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Ugly station wagon, sometimes with wooden paneling, driven by a certain creature, comming from geeky clubs (such as band). These cars are for carting around the less attractive of all species, and for driving slower than the speed limit. Normally thrown into the junk yard few years after purchase, if not laughed off the road. Also known as a Eustace.

Let's get up in my Eustice after band practice, where we can go to my house to read Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets. I think my Subaru Legacy is cool for bringing my amigos to chess club!

by Seamore Tats January 3, 2006

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Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS

A crappy Jap car that could be good, if you decide to do an engine swap with an STI. But until that happens, this vehicle is usually associated with tons of rice loaded onto the car included but not limited to: fake gold "hand-painted" rims, overly large spoilers, body kits, "sound-systems" that are stock and have a cheap subwoofer and cheap amp. Also they may contain so-called "performance parts" like K&N air intakes, or filters, or NEW SPARK PLUGS! But none of these really do anything perfomance-wise on the car.

Random Dude 1: Hey Aaron check out Steve's amazing Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS!

Random Dude 2 (Aaron): Yea its awesome cuz it has a pink emblem on it!

by J-ooooo March 28, 2008

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Subaru Brain Disease

When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!

"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."

"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"

by Nived67 January 27, 2020

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