slworking

Slacking while working. Goofing off and/or slacking while at work.

Sitting at your desk at work with your feet up, surfing the Internet instead of working, sleeping in your cubicle or office, etc.

My favorite form of slworking is to put my feet up on my desk and chill while at work.

by Slworking July 25, 2007

storying

telling a lie, or a complex set of lies

"You couldn't have been there. Are you storying me?"

by goddessofgoalies February 5, 2006

California Stocking Stuffer

When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.

Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!

by Jschape June 11, 2010

Stroking the sausage

Masturbatory term.

See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I was stroking the sausage today."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Storfing

The act of smoking any illegal substance, or getting generally fucked up on drugs/psychedelics. E.g. Smoking marijuana, cocaine, etc.

Cory: Yo, where's Kevin?
Albert: Storfing it up with Sandor.
Cory: They would be...

by skCory February 22, 2011

stwalking

When a tinkerberry stalks a cake on Twitter.

OMG are you stwalking me? You're such a tinkerberry!

by onions42 August 1, 2011

Starkington

The best, most randomly artistic person in the whole wide world. She also has the awesomest hair in the world, the wackeyist sense of humor, the skiniest arms, and friends who love her.

Starkington is also the abreviation for the city-state starkingtontownvilleburgcity.

We should drive to starkington.

by juliasfriend... October 12, 2011